Cat Packer
Cat Packer by Equinox August 12, 2004
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The cat and the pecker
A joke.
There was this guy who went to see his girlfriend and her mother who was sweeping the front porch said she wasn't there.So he sit down in a chair on the front porch to wait for her.
It was a cain bottom chair and there was a big hole in the seat. And he didn't have on any underwear and had split his pants.
So his pecker fell out of his pants and was hanging down. And the cat came up and started playing with it.
The mother swung her broom at the cat but missed and hit him in his cock and balls.
And after that the guy never came back.
There was this guy who went to see his girlfriend and her mother who was sweeping the front porch said she wasn't there.So he sit down in a chair on the front porch to wait for her.
It was a cain bottom chair and there was a big hole in the seat. And he didn't have on any underwear and had split his pants.
So his pecker fell out of his pants and was hanging down. And the cat came up and started playing with it.
The mother swung her broom at the cat but missed and hit him in his cock and balls.
And after that the guy never came back.
The cat and the pecker by deep blue 2012 June 2, 2010
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The cat and the pecker
A joke.
There was this guy who went to see his girlfriend and her mother who was sweeping the front porch said she wasn't there.So he sit down in a chair on the front porch to wait for her.
It was a cain bottom chair and there was a big hole in the seat. And he didn't have on any underwear and had split his pants.
So his pecker fell out of his pants and was hanging down. And the cat came up and started playing with it.
The mother swung her broom at the cat but missed and hit him in his cock and balls.
And after that the guy never came back.
There was this guy who went to see his girlfriend and her mother who was sweeping the front porch said she wasn't there.So he sit down in a chair on the front porch to wait for her.
It was a cain bottom chair and there was a big hole in the seat. And he didn't have on any underwear and had split his pants.
So his pecker fell out of his pants and was hanging down. And the cat came up and started playing with it.
The mother swung her broom at the cat but missed and hit him in his cock and balls.
And after that the guy never came back.
The cat and the pecker by deep blue 2012 June 2, 2010
chatpacker
Someone who constantly joins and leaves a chat room within a few seconds, they get off doing this sort of thing.
Someone who has sex with the chat room
Someone who has sex with the chat room
Fan joins the chat room.
Tony: Hey Fan!
Fan leaves the chat room.
Tony:ok....
fan joins the chat room.
tony: Hello fan
fan leaves the chat room.
tony: wtf
fan joins the chat room.
Tony: fan you going to stay awhile?
fan leaves the chat room
Tony: Must be a fucking chatpacker!
Tony: Hey Fan!
Fan leaves the chat room.
Tony:ok....
fan joins the chat room.
tony: Hello fan
fan leaves the chat room.
tony: wtf
fan joins the chat room.
Tony: fan you going to stay awhile?
fan leaves the chat room
Tony: Must be a fucking chatpacker!
chatpacker by TonyX2V January 13, 2007
CatHacker
Shut the hell up you CatHacker . (Script Kitty)