The cat and the pecker

A joke.

There was this guy who went to see his girlfriend and her mother who was sweeping the front porch said she wasn't there.So he sit down in a chair on the front porch to wait for her.
It was a cain bottom chair and there was a big hole in the seat. And he didn't have on any underwear and had split his pants.
So his pecker fell out of his pants and was hanging down. And the cat came up and started playing with it.

The mother swung her broom at the cat but missed and hit him in his cock and balls.
And after that the guy never came back.

did you hear the one about the cat and the pecker?

The cat and the pecker by deep blue 2012 June 2, 2010

Get the The cat and the pecker mug.

The cat and the pecker

A joke.

There was this guy who went to see his girlfriend and her mother who was sweeping the front porch said she wasn't there.So he sit down in a chair on the front porch to wait for her.
It was a cain bottom chair and there was a big hole in the seat. And he didn't have on any underwear and had split his pants.
So his pecker fell out of his pants and was hanging down. And the cat came up and started playing with it.

The mother swung her broom at the cat but missed and hit him in his cock and balls.
And after that the guy never came back.

did you hear the one about the cat and the pecker?

The cat and the pecker by deep blue 2012 June 2, 2010

Get the The cat and the pecker mug.

chatpacker

Someone who constantly joins and leaves a chat room within a few seconds, they get off doing this sort of thing.

Someone who has sex with the chat room

Fan joins the chat room.
Tony: Hey Fan!
Fan leaves the chat room.
Tony:ok....
fan joins the chat room.
tony: Hello fan
fan leaves the chat room.
tony: wtf
fan joins the chat room.
Tony: fan you going to stay awhile?
fan leaves the chat room
Tony: Must be a fucking chatpacker!

chatpacker by TonyX2V January 13, 2007

Get the chatpacker mug.

CatHacker

A kid that thinks hes hacker but uses scripts a CatHacker and or Script Kitty

Shut the hell up you CatHacker . (Script Kitty)

CatHacker by CatHacker March 7, 2016

Get the CatHacker mug.

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

Word of the Day on October 9, 2026

Get the piddlefart mug.

wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

Get the wrongun mug.

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

Word of the Day on October 7, 2026

Get the square grouper mug.

Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

Get the Bunhead mug.

trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on October 5, 2026