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A mental disruption of the body's sleep and wake rhythm caused by studying, social activities and high-speed procrastination through different times in the day, AM and PM
Catherine studied, partied and procrastinated so hard last night she couldn't stay awake during the day; she suffers from an acute case of cat lag.
Cat Lag by A Fizzle May 8, 2008
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catlagqt 

a skyblock moron who gets hard when he sees any amount of skyblock cash. He also spent money on pixel worlds like a fucking moron.
person 1"catlag, why are you broke again?"
caltlagqt" I just spent all my life's savings on pixel worlds cash and skyblock ranks."
person 1 " you are such an idiot"
person 2 "yea catlagqt , why would you do that?
catlagqt by linuxlinux September 29, 2020
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CatLagQT... 

A COOL GUY THAT IS NOT BROKE AND ACCIDENTALLY SPENT 25$ DOLLARS ON HYPIXEL SKYBLOCK
(Don't ask how)
He also has a humongous dick
CaTlAGQT... Is cool
"Hey that CatLag Guy is pretty cool"
"I know right I would bang him"
"Yeah and he didn't spend too much money"
"Yeah and why tf isn't this word being defined..."
CatLagQT... is cool
CatLagQT... by CatLag September 30, 2020

CatLagQT 

A Big fat ahh that plays hypixel skyblock and spent like 100 euros on pixelwords.He also is a simp for his mom
That CatLagQT over there is simping for his mom to get more money to spend on pixel worlds
CatLagQT by Nebellin October 8, 2020
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