Matt Cassel is the current backup QB for an NFL Franchise named The New England Patriots. Matt entered the NFL in the 7th Round of the 2005 NFL Draft. He made his debut in a 41-17 loss to the San Diego Chargers. His career highlight came in the 2008 season when Patriots star QB Tom Brady went down to a nasty knee injury. His season concluded with, 321-508 Passes, 3651 yards, 21 TDs and 11 INTs. He failed to lead the Patriots to the 2008 NFL Playoffs, but this young man is a Free Agent in the season upcoming, unless he is re-signed by the Patriots. We will just have to see what the future has in store for this young QB.
Tom: Hey, did you see Matt Cassel last week?
Doug: Yeah! He torched The Cardinals in that 47-7 win with 20 of 36 passes for 345 yards, three touchdowns, and no interceptions!
Tom: Better than I could of done with this damn knee!
Doug: Yeah! He torched The Cardinals in that 47-7 win with 20 of 36 passes for 345 yards, three touchdowns, and no interceptions!
Tom: Better than I could of done with this damn knee!
by PatrickBoles December 30, 2009
by dick123429 February 19, 2019
1. Fans of Virginia Tech basketball. Named for Cassell Coliseum, home of the Hokies. Superior in every respect to the cameron crazies of Duke.
2. Baddest motherfuckers on the planet. Known for their love of moonshine and "Enter Sandman."
2. Baddest motherfuckers on the planet. Known for their love of moonshine and "Enter Sandman."
Duke Player 1: Man those Cassell Crazies are fuckin rowdy. They own our fans hardcore.
Duke Player 2: Like totally.
Duke Player 1: Wanna go have butt-sex?
Duke Player 2: Do you have to ask?
Duke Player 2: Like totally.
Duke Player 1: Wanna go have butt-sex?
Duke Player 2: Do you have to ask?
by Samuel M.F. Johnson January 28, 2005
A cassel is a boy that will always be manly but is very bipolar. He'll cheat on a girl like she's a piece of s*** usually jamaican and ugly.
by Therealnames.com February 8, 2018
valerie sepaniks bsf! very funny best person to ft, secretly a simp. has a stupid screen timmy she is really funny and sweet, she is a 7th grade child, and is like the sister ive never had! shes mine though no stealing her. she is beyond perfect. she short and has amazing style, she is shy at first but crazy once you get to know her, her hair, nose, personality, and looks are literally amazing go get yourself a best friend like her! she has a crush on doja cat
alayna cassell is so funny
by valerie.sepanik November 24, 2021
To get "Casselled" one must spend an unnecessary amount of money for an item that could have otherwise been free or cost much less.
"Man, I really got Casselled on that bundle of junk firewood at the campground when I should have just loaded some into the trunk from the house."
by Sharksinthesalsa June 11, 2019
Vincent Cassel is the definition of a Sigma, you think that you're safe, you think that being a police officer is a sustainable job in Paris, but no, just wait until you find out about Vincent Cassel and his beautiful 2 finger mantled, gun.
Bro I just learned about Vincent Cassel, he's a french actor or smt
Omgg! Vincent Cassel?? I heard about his new role in the hit game Valorant!
Yeaaah I wish I was as cool as Vincent Cassel!
Omgg! Vincent Cassel?? I heard about his new role in the hit game Valorant!
Yeaaah I wish I was as cool as Vincent Cassel!
by FartingMurderer April 29, 2022