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Cashed Ass Hoe 

A girl that is cashed. "Cashed" in the sense that stoners use it, to imply that the bowl is empty, and the person is attempting to burn the post resin. This future pro-noun applies to woman that are completely empty and or useless. In essense the paystub to an already cashed check, usually it implies to a girl that was of worth such as a once full bowl of chronic has worth to a stoner, but now has fallen down multiple slippery slopes to the point of maintaining no worth. There is no hope for these woman as one cannot become uncashed, unless she builds a time machine and prevents the intial cashing process.
Guy 1: Did that girl just get fucked by 6 dudes at the same time ?

Guy2: Yeah she used to have alot of worth when she was dating Spencer Sample, but then he broke up with her, setting forth the cashing process. Tonight those 6 neanderthals just smoked the last of the resin, that was her self esteem, the last one was about to come until he realized she was a cashed ass hoe, which lead him to refraining from climaxing, spitting on her, and then going home and cutting off his own penis.
Cashed Ass Hoe by S.J. Sample December 9, 2010
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Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026