Carrot Smuggler Share definition Flag One Who Smuggles Carrots... Preferrably in odd places... "The man was arressted for smuggling carrots in his anus in public... He was then referred to, as the great carrot smuggler.." Carrot Smuggler by Edazer... May 16, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the Carrot Smuggler mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch