Carrots

One who unfortunately retains orange "pubic" haris in the private vicinity of a pratners region.

Hey, connor, cut those damn carrots... they really freak the hell out of mee... You know this makes me horny...

by pugs March 6, 2005

carrot

a metaphorical sense of the word meaning the way guys toy with you, such as "dangling a carrot" in front of your face like you're a donkey until you finally just feel like going up to them and screaming "i hate you for doing this," which would then fastly be followed by total embarrasment, so you never get up the courage to carry through with it...so i had a bad day

"I refuse to eat your carrot!!"

by dead_vernacular07 March 12, 2005

carrot

The carrot king is the first of all carrot he will rule the world someday and kill all the bears and pig

Flexs is a carrot king

A carrot is a vegetable that you should not eat

by The carrot king August 8, 2018

carrots

a secret code word for any type of acoholic beverage

brittany and i 'ate' carrots at john's party last night

by Lisa November 7, 2002

carrot

The state in which a woman feels she will never have sex or that she is hating her life as a woman. So she will either proceed to use a carrot as a fake wang. Or she will just decide to have sex with the carrot.

1) Girl 1: "Man, I don't think I'll ever have sex." *runs to refrigerator for a carrot*

1) Girl 1: "I hate my life as a woman!"

Girl 2: "You wanna carrot?"

by HBanimeClan June 15, 2011

carrot

a small dick usually encorporated with an immature white girl.

8=D is the example size of a carrot

by fefawf July 12, 2006

carrot

To sleep, be lazy or to chill out.

"Gonna go out tonight, Charley?"
"Nah I am gonna carrot."

by Knuckles April 4, 2003