carpet banging 

(verb)
1. Sex on a rug, usually with extreme vigor, often resulting in carpet burns.
2. When a man thrusts into the vagina forcefully, causing a "slapping" sound; often resulting in "carpet burns" from the pubic hair, or, "carpet."

There was so much carpet banging this weekend we needed Neosporin.

carpet banging by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008

Carpet banging 

What a crackhead does when the run out of crack. Searching for a piece of crack that you're positive fell onto the carpet at some point during your crack binge.

"You seen pookie?"
"Yeah man that fool was carpet banging though so i ain't tryin to fuck with him."

Carpet banging by RPC3 September 13, 2019

carpet bagging 

A female sporting large & hairy outer labia puts that labia on ones face, often a in a prank like manner. Carpet bagging is similar to the male act of tea bagging.

Jeff refused to kiss Jill before fisting her, later that night she ambushed him with a suffocating act of carpet bagging. Jill got her revenge!

carpet bagging by steve steamer February 1, 2008

Carpet-bagging 

The lesbian version of "tea-bagging"

Elizabeth May and Libby Davies are carpet-bagging vigorously.

Carpet-bagging by The Disasterbater August 23, 2012

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004