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carpet banging

(verb)
1. Sex on a rug, usually with extreme vigor, often resulting in carpet burns.
2. When a man thrusts into the vagina forcefully, causing a "slapping" sound; often resulting in "carpet burns" from the pubic hair, or, "carpet."
There was so much carpet banging this weekend we needed Neosporin.
by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008
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Carpet banging

What a crackhead does when the run out of crack. Searching for a piece of crack that you're positive fell onto the carpet at some point during your crack binge.
"You seen pookie?"
"Yeah man that fool was carpet banging though so i ain't tryin to fuck with him."
by RPC3 September 13, 2019
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carpet bagging

A female sporting large & hairy outer labia puts that labia on ones face, often a in a prank like manner. Carpet bagging is similar to the male act of tea bagging.
Jeff refused to kiss Jill before fisting her, later that night she ambushed him with a suffocating act of carpet bagging. Jill got her revenge!
by steve steamer February 1, 2008
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Carpet-bagging

Elizabeth May and Libby Davies are carpet-bagging vigorously.
by The Disasterbater August 23, 2012
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