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When a fart is so bad that you can actually feel it and smell it for at least 20 seconds after the release
Guy1: Ohh man, after those tacos I think I'm gonna rip a nasty ass fart (guy1 farts)

Guy2: Aww man that fart is so bad that I feel warm, and it smells like a hot pile of shit, you suck

Guy1: Yeah, that's a specially made carpet fart for ya
by CarpetFarter June 05, 2009
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the great escape to eliminating noise when one has to fart.
the act of sitting on a carpet and farting, allowing the fart to be picked up by the carpet, therefore, eliminating all sound.
I was with my girlfriend last night, and i had to let on rip, so i carpet farted.

I was with my boyfriend last night, and it started to smell really bad, but i didnt hear a fart sound. I assume he must have carpet farted.
by iamthewalrusbitch March 12, 2011
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