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rearranging the deckchairs on the RMS Carpathia 

An upgrade on rearranging the deck chairs on Titanic. To make the same futile mistake again in the face of the disaster, to not learn from previous mistakes despite somehow surviving first time around . The Carpathia being the vessel which rescued the survivors of the Titanic
Our response to the second surge of Covid was the same as the first surge, it felt like rearranging the deckchairs on the RMS Carpathia while sailing towards the same iceberg
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Vigo the Carpathian 

Sexual maneuver inspired by the Ghostbuster's sequel. It is accomplished by finding a chick with an abnormally large head and four friends. To put it simply, have the four friends simultaneously ejaculate onto the woman's face to the point where she is overwhelmed, screaming "NOOOOOO" in a deep manly voice and falls into an unconscious state of euphoria.
"Did you hear about Bobblehead Betty? She totally had another Vigo the Carpathian run on her last night and she hasn't got the slime out of her ears!"
Vigo the Carpathian by B. Smash December 14, 2009
A one man band formed in 2010 consisting of Micah Roth. He plays the guitar, drums, bass, keyboard, and vocals. Located in Orlando, FL.
Man, that band Carpathia is super badass.
Carpathia by Hugleda September 10, 2010

Carpathiest 

A non-believer who would need a "mountain" of evidence before he would ever consider adopting a religion of any kind.
As a Carpathiest, I would need strong and solid proof of there being a Supreme Being and/or other spiritual-entity figures; all of da merely-superstition-based clap-trap dat da Bible-thumpers spout at me doesn't amount to a "hill of beans" in my mind.
Carpathiest by QuacksO April 4, 2024

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026