CarolAnn Crackhead 

When you meet Carol, some maybe think she’s pretty nice and chill, some may even make comments about her big nose or say she looks like Doofenshmirtz.

Once you get to know her, however, you will soon realize she is the littlest party monster on the face of the earth, she will cry if there is no alcohol or drugs at a party, and if you piss her off she will fucking roast you rotisserie style and she means business. Do not under estimate this crazy legend.

This one of a kind alcoholic, druggie, no fuck giving crackhead will change your life forever. She can be irresponsible so keep your Carol in check! Don’t let her injest things you think are bad, and if you give her chocolate after midnight she will have diarrhea.

With Carols, it is highly advised not to take them in public because they will either; embarrass you, cause a scene, say something out loud she shouldn’t, break things big and small, be clumsy, and much more.

You will soon realize you love your CarolAnn Crackhead like no other, cause that’s what she is, no other. This crazy irresponsible Gucci phone case having alchohal drunking drug promoting Crackhead makes a good friend so stay in her good side and she will treat you well, and she will care about you and defend you. Gotta love your Carol.

She’s just a crackhead though.

CarolAnn Crackhead: Hey I know it’s 3 AM but let’s jump out of the second story of my house and crawl to a party!

Avery: Uhhhh Carol I don’t know if that’s such a good idea...

CarolAnn Crackhead: THEY ARE GETTING LIT WITHOUT ME!!!

CarolAnn Crackhead by BibleStudy October 30, 2018

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016