Carly Ball 

Cousin of Merlin the Magical Sorcerer, Carly Balls are not to be messed with. Carlys have majestical eyes that peer into your soul, swimming in every lude thought you've ever had. Yes that's right. Be afraid. Carly uses this power to work the corners late at night, by green lamp poles in which she practices her dance moves with for all the people driving by. She hang out with her other dancing "friends" Shhaquaanda, Rebeetha, Isaiah, and Jolaunda. Together, they form the Scream Team... and if you don't know why it's called that, get off this page.

You just pulled a Carly Ball and twirled around that lamp post

Wait Carly Ball? you mean the great cousin of Magical Merlin?!?!?!

He had eyes like a Carly Ball, with eyes seducing you by peering straight into your soul.

Carly Ball by wizardsunite03487 December 7, 2010

Carty-Ball

A myth surrounding a non-style of football once purported by a local journalist off his face on cheap whiskey.

"The team fell apart, the players broke down as Celtic smashed in another to crumble and humble Rangers 5-1. Well I guess that's the end of Carty-Ball"

Carty-Ball by CRP23 June 7, 2022

The Bowling Ball Carry 

The Bowling Ball Carry is an efficient although slippery at times technique allowing one person to carry another without assistance. Similar to the Fireman’s Carry !! The technique is perform by inserting the Pointer Finger into the Genitalia and the Thumb into the Anus , as if you were to attempt to complete the elusive 7 -10 Split. (Note to Reader) the Technique is properly executed when you hear a distinct “Pucker Pop” suction sound.

Commander: Tom!! has the Area been evacuated.!!!

Tom: Almost Sir !! All but Three Ladies Sir !!
Commander: What are to waiting Man.. Time is of the Essence!!
Tom: I’ve been using the Fireman’s Carry Sir and its taking time !!
Commander: Fireman’s Carry why aren’t you using the Bowling Ball Carry Tom
Tom: Ah the Bowling Ball Carry but I was not certified for the Technique

Commander: Tom I will carry them out in One Shot!!
Tom: But Sir I said there were 3 and only you only have 2 Hands.
Commander: Dammit Solider you must improvise then I will wear one as a Hat!!

The Bowling Ball Carry by Davie Dee November 8, 2019