Urban Dictionary: Carl

Oh damn so it really be like that ... he a CARL

by bigforeheadbitch March 06, 2019

Carl, is a type of guy who’s always cracking bad jokes, making puns or never take a situation serious.
(This term is mostly used in the military.)

Carl looking through binoculars: negative sir, no fucks located.
Sergeant: shut the fuck up, Carl!

Flips tank:
Carl: like a good neighbor, State farm is there.
Sergeant: shut up, Carl!

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C.A.R.L.

C.A.R.L. stands for Cool Assosiation Run by Losers. It can only contain the most awesomest people in it...and ofcourse has an "imaginary" friend named Carl as their leader. Carl is great along with the people in the Carl assosiation. :D

-Hey, have you hung out with the C.A.R.L. people? They are so awesome!
-Carl IS real...don't say he isn't.
-We are losers in C.a.r.l and we don't care!

by dizzyizzy March 25, 2009

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Carl

Carl Brutananadilewski lives next door to the Aqua Teens. He is a great fan of classic rock. He loves the New York Giants. He truly enjoys watching and downloading porn. He loves to order hot wings, jalapeños, and beer till he farts blood. His neatly cut lawn, pool, car, and probably his entire house is always being invaded or trashed by Meatwad or Shake or even Frylock. His situation could be compared to Squidward from Spongebob for Carl does not like his neighbors and is annoyed by them but he simply cannot see himself living elsewhere. Poor Carl is constantly being hurt or even killed by unfortunate circumstances such as being shot in the chest with a flaming arrow by Ted Nugent. In the end though Carl is just Carl.

He may very well be the greatest character ever to be created.

Carl: No! L-L-L-L-ook at my hair! SEXY ROCKIN A LITTLE HARDER NOW YEAAHHH!

boom damn ba doo doo! boom damn ba doo! boom boom DAM!
(SOLO)
WIDELEEEEEE WAAHHHH

WIDELEEE WIDELLEE WIDDEELLEE WAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Old Broad: Oh baby, that's rockin!

Carl: Yeah...yeah...I wrote that. it's called i wanna rock your body (till the break of dawn)

Old Broad: That's beautiful. It's like poetry.

by sirloin July 02, 2007

carls

fat ass titties. formally FATs or FATTIES but since you can't say the word fat around girls a code name was needed. created during rush by a non-functional member of society who goes by the name of alex.

"check out this girl walking by man"
"carls!!!"

by Justy May 02, 2007