Carbanaro Effect 

The inexplicable reason for that raging erection you get at 2 AM that just won't die

Omar walked into the room late one night, and I got a boner for over twenty minutes. It must have been the carbanaro effect.

Carbanaro Effect by IkeDaPuzzyLord March 17, 2016

The Carbonaro Effect 

The ability to be easily persuaded that something is real or true due to complete lack of intelligence common sense, or judgment.

The tendency of jackass humans, particularly middle America, to accept and/or believe any old bullshit because they’re just plain stupid.
Also see: naive, gullible and credulous

Joe was overcome by The Carbonaro Effect when he bought an oceanfront timeshare in Arizona.

The Carbonaro Effect by loosestool January 1, 2022

Carbonaro Effect 

A magical world with stupid people.

Wow, it's the carbonaro effect.

Carbonaro Effect by Zeke86 September 11, 2016

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004