car drunk

When you've been riding in a car for so long, you walk like a drunk after getting out because your legs are so weak.

Driver: Why are you walking so funny?
Passenger: You drove too far before letting us get out. Now I'm car drunk!

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Buy car drunk

When you are so drunk that you buy a car and don't realise you did until the next day.

You did what!! Fuck you must have been buy car drunk!!!

Buy car drunk by Pocketjem September 15, 2019

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A monster that comes in your car while you are belly dancing and it takes your red bull and drinks it all and yes that is his legal birth name.

The “Car monster Red Bull drinker” drank all my Red Bull and made me sad

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