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portugese car barn

When a toy car is inserted into the rectum of a person and their partner has to retrieve it with their tongue.
oh my god, when we did the Portugese car barn, it was such a rush. His tongue was so cold and it sent shivers down my gooch
portugese car barn by RzR_rawr June 28, 2009

He parked his car in her barn. 

He has put his plod (penis) in her lala (virgina).
Will: So, what did Joseph do last night with Mary?
Joe: He parked his car in her barn.

Car Barnacle

The accumulation of ice build-up that occurs between the tire and wheel well when driving in snowy conditions.
My car barnacles are so big that every time I turn a corner my tires keep grinding against them and make a lot of noise.
Car Barnacle by jaywalker02 November 19, 2019