Captain's Crew 

A drinking event in which 4 individuals select a secluded location (preferrably one of which that has restricted access) and partake in the dangerous, irresponsible act of finishing a entire handle of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum as fast as possible without leaving this location. The rules are strict, no member can leave the location until the handle is dry. No participants are allowed to come or go for ANY reason including to urinate, to call lame girlfriends, to deficate or to vomit. A typical Captains Crew invloves 4 frat guys locking them selves in a room and finishing the handle in about an hour. It usually comes about to 12-13 shots per individual assuming everyone pulls their own weight. This is a team drinking event and is not for the faint of heart. The record for completion is currently at 11 minutes set by 4 allstars from Purdue University in 2008.

"Man, I had to shit in a trashcan during that last captians crew. Then I had to wipe with a sock that I found on the ground."

"hey, you guys want to dig a hole on the beach and do a Captains Crew in it tonight?"

"Wait, you guys did a Captain's Crew? No wonder you sound like Helen Keller"

Captain's Crew by MrTaterCat March 14, 2012

Captain's Crew 

A drinking event in which 4 individuals select a secluded location (preferrably one of which that has restricted access) and partake in the dangerous, irresponsible act of finishing a entire handle of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum as fast as possible without leaving this location. The rules are strict, no member can leave the location until the handle is dry. No participants are allowed to come or go for ANY reason including to urinate, to call lame girlfriends, to deficate or to vomit. A typical Captains Crew invloves 4 frat guys locking them selves in a room and finishing the handle in about an hour. It usually comes about to 12-13 shots per individual assuming everyone pulls their own weight. This is a team drinking event and is not for the faint of heart. The record for completion is currently set at 11 minutes and 37 seconds set by 4 allstars at Purdue University in 2008.

"I had to shit in a trash can during that Captain's Crew last night."

"Hey! You guys wanna dig a hole in the beach and do a Captain's Crew in it tonight?"

"Wait, you guys just finished a Captains Crew? No wonder you sound like Helen Keller."

Captain's Crew by MrTaterCat April 2, 2012

Captain Jack's Crew 

A dude and a chick that have been fucked by the same guy.

Girl: "You see that guy with the snake tattoo? I totally shagged him last night!"

Guy:"Really?!? He rode me so hard last week I couldn't stand up for three days!!"

Girl: " I guess we are both apart of Captain Jack's Crew."

Captain Jack's Crew by death the fox September 2, 2011

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022