Describes a troll on PMs, IMs, IRCs, message boards, forums, etc, that speaks only in uppercase letters. Usually, but not always, has a complete disregard for spelling and punctuation.
Dude 1: Did you watch the game last night?
Dude 2: OMG THAT WAZ SO AWESOME DID U SEE NO. TOTALLY PWN3D MAXIMUM PWNAGE IM HUNGRY I WANT TACOS LOL!!!!!1111!!ONE
Dude 1: Shut up, capswhore.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!