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Cannon Balls

First Mate of the Seamen of the South
known for accuracy over speed, as he is fat and slow
AKA CB
hey wheres CB?
he hasnt caught up yet
Cannon Balls by flickyobeanz December 16, 2004

pile of cannon balls 

An often unsatisfying dump which, as a result of inadequate hydration, lacks the necessary bonding agent to form a large gratifying crap, and usually takes the shape of a pyramid in a mass of individual turds on the bottom of the toilet.
I just made a pile of cannon balls in there! Probably because I had a few beers last night, and ran a 5K this morning. .. I was so dehydrated.
pile of cannon balls by stall2 March 31, 2017

Cannon Balls

a term that refers to a man's balls that have the abilty to teabag toilet water.

When a man's balls have lost their abilty to gravitate just slightly below their own penis.

A penis where the testicles have become so heavy they resemble a streched out piece of taffy
As Christian sat on the toilet his cannon balls tea bagged the toilet water.
Cannon Balls by Pickerson July 20, 2010

canon ball 

When you hollow out an egg and fill it with cum or any other bodily fluid. whe these explode they generally go every where and it hilarios.
that was so funny whe we threw those canon balls at that nerd! some of that shit got in his face!
canon ball by jizballer June 22, 2009

Balls Cannon

A balls cannon is delivered by dropping one's trousers to moon someone, bending over far enough that the testicles become visible, waving the testicles at the recipient(s) with the hand, and shouting 'Baaalllllssss!'

The balls cannon can necessarily only be performed by a man.
I had no idea Andrew had such saggy balls until he gave me the balls cannon for the first time.
Balls Cannon by M. C. Nasty February 17, 2008

Chillicothe Cannon Ball 

When you put both balls into a girls (or guy's, we don't judge) asshole and s/he farts them back out. A satisfactory "pop" can be heard if done correctly
I was feeling a little adventurous so I had my girlfriend give me a Chillicothe Cannon Ball