An often unsatisfying dump which, as a result of inadequate hydration, lacks the necessary bonding agent to form a large gratifying crap, and usually takes the shape of a pyramid in a mass of individual turds on the bottom of the toilet.

I just made a pile of cannon balls in there! Probably because I had a few beers last night, and ran a 5K this morning. .. I was so dehydrated.

pile of cannon balls by stall2 March 31, 2017

Cannon Balls

a term that refers to a man's balls that have the abilty to teabag toilet water.

When a man's balls have lost their abilty to gravitate just slightly below their own penis.

A penis where the testicles have become so heavy they resemble a streched out piece of taffy

As Christian sat on the toilet his cannon balls tea bagged the toilet water.

Cannon Balls by Pickerson July 20, 2010

canon ball

When you hollow out an egg and fill it with cum or any other bodily fluid. whe these explode they generally go every where and it hilarios.

that was so funny whe we threw those canon balls at that nerd! some of that shit got in his face!

canon ball by jizballer June 22, 2009

Balls Cannon

A balls cannon is delivered by dropping one's trousers to moon someone, bending over far enough that the testicles become visible, waving the testicles at the recipient(s) with the hand, and shouting 'Baaalllllssss!'

The balls cannon can necessarily only be performed by a man.

I had no idea Andrew had such saggy balls until he gave me the balls cannon for the first time.

Balls Cannon by M. C. Nasty February 17, 2008

Chillicothe Cannon Ball

When you put both balls into a girls (or guy's, we don't judge) asshole and s/he farts them back out. A satisfactory "pop" can be heard if done correctly

I was feeling a little adventurous so I had my girlfriend give me a Chillicothe Cannon Ball

Chillicothe Cannon Ball by EDKirk April 4, 2012

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026