can yall shut up

how to tell your friends to shut up :)

Friend #1: "heyyy so theres this really hot guy that asked me out" 🤭
Friend #2: "omg is it Jamie?"

Friend #3: "Luckyyy!"
Friend #4: "I wish i was as lucky as you!"
Me: "can yall shut up?"

by sxlvxxr July 18, 2021

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my dad can beat up your dad

Used by a person to express how their dad is superior in combat to the others.

Example:

Peyton: My dad could beat up your dad

Emmett: Bite me.

My dad can beat up your dad

by Donkey sex in june November 23, 2017

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Can you pack up?

When your driving your maths teacher up the wall and they ask you to leave the classroom.

Alfie can you pack up?

by BeepBeepBitsInTheChat July 10, 2018

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I've fallen and I can''t get up!

A twist on the well known scenario made popular in the early 90s by a home security system commercial in which an elderly woman falls and is unable to get up. The new television series, Hoarders, gives a whole new meaning to this ubiquitous expression. In honor of the popular series, one may say "I've fallen and I can't get up' when one is swallowed up by garbage and are unable to remove oneself from the overwhelming mass of debris that overwhelms one's home. Can also be found when one has a burning desire to pay tribute to one's pet with shrines of pet hair displayed throughout one's home.

T-dawg: bc she got like swallowed by garbage and she couldnt get up

Me: omg that gives a whole new meaning to 'i've fallen and i can''t get up!'

T-dawg: mb that's where it came from

by Bchita March 23, 2010

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