Cankle Dick

When you have a big dick but have erectyle dysfunction so it is so flaccid that your lover cannot get any enjoyment from your gerth.

My sirority sister hooked up with this hot guy and when they went to do the deed he could not enter because he had cankle dick.

by Twin Brother Darkness April 29, 2016

cankles wankles

it means your actual dog shit at a game

yo kyle ur fucking cankles wankles at this game get off the team

by cooolguyyy March 30, 2021

cup cankles

its where the person is so fat, that they have a layer of fat drooping over their cankles forming the shape of a cup cake.

look at the cup cankles on that fat lady!

hey dude, cover up your cup cankles.

by The Iraqi Beef March 8, 2011

cankle breeder

A family that bears children with cankles

They are a family of cankle breeders

by shi-nay-nay January 28, 2011

face cankle

The condition in which neck fat completely absorbs one chin, connecting one's face to one's shoulders in a single, nontapering, gelatinous mass. Related to cankles, a similar condition at the lower leg.

What's the deal with her neck. It's like a face cankle.

by mayhemite! January 20, 2011

Cankle Fest

When you are at a bar or club and there is an over abundance of fat chicks

Went to Champ's last night with a few friends, what a fucking cankle fest!

by m_steph55 September 24, 2010

cankle bandit

One who is obsessed with cankles. A subcategory of chubby chaser.

Did you see Tim at the office party? Kathy must weigh like 300lbs. He is such a cankle bandit.

by FeelingTheCrush April 12, 2008