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Canela Cooties

The worst disease that the earth has ever faced. Once contracted, you can never go back. The disease first originated back in 2013 in a place called Calvary Chapel when a girl named Canela came here. The disease will make you unattractive to anyone and you will be bullied by everyone if you have it. Your life is basically ruined if you have the Canela Cooties.
*Canela touches Erin*
*Gavin yells* ERIN HAS THE CANELA COOTIES

*Everyone runs away from Erin*
*Erin on the floor crying* My life is ruined!
by MeLoveCardboard January 8, 2019
mugGet the Canela Cootiesmug.

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