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candy gang bang 

When you combine 2 color bombs in Candy Crush
I just got a candy gang bang! I'm definitely going to beat this level.

Gang Candy 

Generic candy, usually caramel peanut turtles, thin mints, etc. that a young kid sells you under the pretext of raising money for his band but is really being peddled by a gang, using the kid as a shill.

This is never high-quality candy and has usually been sitting in a warehouse for some extended period of time.
Dear Abby, is it okay to re-gift the gang candy I bought the other day?

I got stopped at the top of the Metro the other day and ended up buying two boxes of gang candy. FML.
Gang Candy by LoganCircle January 4, 2010

Candyfangs 

The candy-addicted, sharp-tongued, soon-to-have-diabetes, child-of-misfortune, contractor-of-madhatter, and just-a-really-odd-person.
You: Candyfangs, can you stop eating candy?
Candyfangs: But
Candyfangs: No
Candyfangs: who wants chocolaaaaattteee
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026