Candy Gang

A group of people often cucked by call-offs and no-shows in the workplace.

Candy Gang has been cucked by Go Karts for the third time this week.

by Yeetus Deletus June 19, 2018

candy gang bang

When you combine 2 color bombs in Candy Crush

I just got a candy gang bang! I'm definitely going to beat this level.

by Jeff's Candy Gang Bang April 6, 2015

Gang Candy

Generic candy, usually caramel peanut turtles, thin mints, etc. that a young kid sells you under the pretext of raising money for his band but is really being peddled by a gang, using the kid as a shill.

This is never high-quality candy and has usually been sitting in a warehouse for some extended period of time.

Dear Abby, is it okay to re-gift the gang candy I bought the other day?

I got stopped at the top of the Metro the other day and ended up buying two boxes of gang candy. FML.

by LoganCircle January 4, 2010

Candyfangs

The candy-addicted, sharp-tongued, soon-to-have-diabetes, child-of-misfortune, contractor-of-madhatter, and just-a-really-odd-person.

You: Candyfangs, can you stop eating candy?
Candyfangs: But
Candyfangs: No
Candyfangs: who wants chocolaaaaattteee

by Spiffers the Spectacular February 9, 2014