Candy Gang 

A group of people often cucked by call-offs and no-shows in the workplace.

Candy Gang has been cucked by Go Karts for the third time this week.

Candy Gang by Yeetus Deletus June 19, 2018

candy gang bang 

When you combine 2 color bombs in Candy Crush

I just got a candy gang bang! I'm definitely going to beat this level.

candy gang bang by Jeff's Candy Gang Bang April 6, 2015

Gang Candy 

Generic candy, usually caramel peanut turtles, thin mints, etc. that a young kid sells you under the pretext of raising money for his band but is really being peddled by a gang, using the kid as a shill.

This is never high-quality candy and has usually been sitting in a warehouse for some extended period of time.

Dear Abby, is it okay to re-gift the gang candy I bought the other day?

I got stopped at the top of the Metro the other day and ended up buying two boxes of gang candy. FML.

Gang Candy by LoganCircle January 4, 2010

Candyfangs 

The candy-addicted, sharp-tongued, soon-to-have-diabetes, child-of-misfortune, contractor-of-madhatter, and just-a-really-odd-person.

You: Candyfangs, can you stop eating candy?
Candyfangs: But
Candyfangs: No
Candyfangs: who wants chocolaaaaattteee

Candyfangs by Spiffers the Spectacular February 9, 2014