1: a sweat treat eaten around halloween time
2: a piece of cotton with a string attached that females shove up their vaginas to dry their dead kids up with.
goes in as a clean-cunt-stick, comes out a bloody-cunt-mess
(a.k.a-A FUCKING TAMPON)
2: a piece of cotton with a string attached that females shove up their vaginas to dry their dead kids up with.
goes in as a clean-cunt-stick, comes out a bloody-cunt-mess
(a.k.a-A FUCKING TAMPON)
by waytoocreativeforthis November 13, 2019
The reason why it tastes like shit is because the candy that's left over is recycled for next Halloween. Hell, they even take the uneaten candy corn from the trash and wipe off the spit and crap.
I tried the candy corn at the party, and I puked up blood because it had expired to the point where the bacteria on it evolved into flesh-eating pathogens.
by sarcastic November 4, 2003
A guy paints his dick in the classic orange, yellow and white pattern of Candy Corn. He then proceeds to fuck his girl in the ass untill all three colors are on the rim of her asshole.
by akkakakakakakakka November 1, 2010
by MONEY MASON T February 15, 2018
by mundermensch December 25, 2004
A form of mooning where the person spreads their asscheeks apart while laying on the ground towards their victim. When the person does this they must yell "CANDY CORN!!!"
by Billy Maddison June 1, 2005
A man or woman who, from behind or at a distance, seems worth checking out; but upon closer inspection, is not very attractive at all.
From behind, he looked pretty hot. But, when he turned around, he was just eye candy corn.
I had the bartender send her a drink. Then when I walked over I could see she was nothing but silicon and Botox . Talk about eye candy corn.
I had the bartender send her a drink. Then when I walked over I could see she was nothing but silicon and Botox . Talk about eye candy corn.
by QuadConPana October 20, 2014