Eye candy corn 

A man or woman who, from behind or at a distance, seems worth checking out; but upon closer inspection, is not very attractive at all.

From behind, he looked pretty hot. But, when he turned around, he was just eye candy corn.

I had the bartender send her a drink. Then when I walked over I could see she was nothing but silicon and Botox . Talk about eye candy corn.

Eye candy corn by QuadConPana October 20, 2014