Candajo

Fem. Candaja

A person who screws with farm animals

Thalia, you're boyfriend is such a candajo!

by Taleelee February 14, 2019

Canajoharie High School

An actual prison. Teenage pregnancy among siblings and cousins is very common, drop out rates are astounding, and there is annoying-ass preppy kids present, thinking they’re better than everyone and everything. Oh, and they are sexist towards men.

Canajoharie High School seems like a great place to send our kids!

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 10, 2021

candado chino

When a man has anal sex with himself he forms a Candado Chino, in spanish a chinese lock.

Logisticaly it is not easy to accomplish, common belief is that the flaccid penis is tucked between the legs and fed into the anus then stimulated into an erection.

- Mate that dude did the Candado Chino.

- What? You mean he fucked his own arse? Gnarly...

by Mack P Silk October 2, 2007

canajoharie

A little town in the Mohawk Valley. Also known as the armpit of the world. The police are corrupt and is beyond trashy. Teenage pregnancy rate through the roof. Child molestors get to roam free. Smells like dog shit always and forever. You can spit on one end of the town and it ends up on the other side.

Canajoharie lets not go there we might catch a disease or two.

by Smurfette2431 July 9, 2016

Canajoharie Middle School

Puberty galore. It is another place where kids dream’s go to die as well as faith in humanity. The sixth graders look like Christmas elves on crack, the seventh graders are all weebs and furries, and the eighth graders think every teacher is hot. And yes, the teachers like to “lose” assignments

so they can get their grubby hands on you. Little warning: don’t go into the STEM room alone. He will be there for you…

We should really enroll our kids into Canajoharie Middle School.

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021

S.candalous B.arbie

It's the slang version for a girl that looks like a barbie but she's scandalous, crazy and wild.

Look at the S.candalous B.arbie over there...she's outta control.

by S.candalous B.arbie November 6, 2009

candado

Spanish term describing the goatee/moustache beard sometimes referred to as a 'padlock beard'. Trademark of pedophiles, elite criminals and desparate-to-be-different law students. This beard will send all but the most alternative girl running for the hills.

Bill: Hey Georgie do you like my candado?
Georgie: No

by Shequeena April 24, 2011