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Ronald: Did you here Caleb got diagnosed with cancer?
Mcdonald: Yeah, Cancer's such a Douche.
by Default Mate December 13, 2018
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Cancers are most likely to be depressed. They always hide their feelings and pretend their okay when they are not. They are quite funny and are very nice. They can be very sensitive if they feel like it.
Cancer girl: Hi..
Random Mean girl: You ugly nonsense.
Cancer girl: I like that explanation for me.
by Popiiiiii January 15, 2020
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Team 10 and Jake Paul.
Shall I say more?
Child: "Jake Paul is so cool!"
Me, an intellectual: "You must mean, 'Jake Paul is cancer... right?"
by EmbezzlingThePentagon September 11, 2018
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1. THE ZODIAC:

A sad ass bitch who uses passive-aggressive language when speaking. Has alot of issues. But dont get on their bad side though, u will regret it.

2. THE MEDICAL CONDITION:

An abnormal growth of cells which tend to proliferate in an uncontrolled way and, in some cases, to spread. Cancer is not one disease. It is over 100 different diseases. Benign tumors are not cancer; malignant tumors are cancer.
1. "Im a cancer"

2. "I have cancer"
by Kaysea_1 December 03, 2019
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All of us:"yo, is he spamming specials?"
Jero:"nah bro, he's just being cancer"
by StopUsingSpecials May 30, 2019
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Girls who use TikTok so much with their tounge and all out. Pretty much, they're Furries, but worse.
Ron: Yo, have you seen my sister in these days?
Jake: Oh, your Cancer?
Ron: Cancer? Wa- wait what?
Jake: Yeah. Cancer. She closed herself in the basement.
Phone: *SisGamer_69x posted another video. Check it out!*
Ron: Come with me.
Jake: With a Shotgun or what?
Ron: Nerf Guns.
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by Jakeix April 01, 2019
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