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Canadian Condom 

Using an ice cream cone as protection during sex. Usually done with ice cream still in the cone and ice cream stuffed in the vagina, as is done with the Canadian Fridge.
Black Dude - My lady complained when I used a pointy cone as a Canadian Condom, but she didn't wanna get pregnant, so...
White Guy - Man! That must have hurt.
Black Dude - Yeah, that pointy tip didn't give me enough head space. I'll have to use a cylindrical cone next time.
Canadian Condom by Inept_Walrus March 20, 2011

Canadian Condom 

A condom that will be the nicest, softest, condom of all time. WILL LISTEN TO ALL COMMANDS
Girl: TO HARD!! Man: Okay Ill just use my Canadian condom

[Canadian Condo] 

A mobile home. Canadian Condo is used as a slight when referring to a mobile home set up as a vacation property in Michigan.
"Will you be spending the Memorial Day weekend at your Canadian condo?"