Canadian Bar Mitzvah 

An insane sexual act invented by my crazy brother Tom. A Canadian Bar Mitzvah is when a woman pour maple syrup on your ball sack and then stomps on it while wearing high heels.

Tom was so stoned last night, I think he let April give him a Canadian Bar Mitzvah!

Canadian Bar Mitzvah by The Captain714 December 9, 2008

Canadian Bar Mitzvah 

For children growing up in a snowy climate, the coming-of-age moment where you're finally invited by your dad to join the group of strangers currently struggling to push a car in neutral out of the roadside snowdrift it's gotten itself stuck into.

Every time I go by the blind curve in the park I had my Canadian Bar Mitzvah at, I smile a little.

Canadian Bar Mitzvah by A Ninny Moose December 29, 2021

Canadian Bar Mitzvah 

It's when your canadian child is old enough for you to kick it. Usually in-between 1 and 2 years old. You must do this while yelling, "Kick the baby!"

I'm so excited for little Travice's first birthday. I think he's old enough to get his Canadian Bar Mitzvah!

Canadian Bar Mitzvah by Mrmcgreen July 16, 2024