A resident of Canada. A player of hockey, the keeper of the great beaver and closely guarded by the mountie, the Canadian is humble, quietly proud and refrains from forcing his/her values on the world with embarrassingly patriotic displays and is opposed to the use of force for personal gain. The Canadian is always courteous, polite and ready to lend a hand. They are a hardy people who endure extreme changes of season with ease. They are a healthy, rugged, outdoors-friendly bunch who prefer sitting around a campfire listening to Neil Young than attending a Hollywood party. Canadians are known to consume back-bacon as a primary source of energy, often with a quality Canadian beer. Aside from the lumber jacket, Canadians may be hard to identify as they are not bold or stand out in a crowd and must be talked to in order to identify them (éh).
A hockey champion.
A hockey champion.
I was north of the border when my car broke down and had it not been for the that Canadian I would have froze to death in the frozen Tundra.... I would be proud to be Canadian!!!
by mclayman March 1, 2010
by Willosaur Rex April 28, 2011
by Irish Eyes February 11, 2010
Most people who exist in "Canada" are not actually Canadian. They are either first or second generation emigrants from backward countries like India, China, or France. Also, this portion of Canadians also includes the Canadian Nouveau Riche, a boom created by the growth of the Canadian dollar due to suspect government policy. In either case, they share many of the same characteristics.
1. A complete blindness to the existence of any human existence, need, emotion, or being outside of their own.
2. A massive desire to litter foreign countries.
3. A desire to smoke all the worlds pot.
4. They are drunk. Always. Even Tim Hortons coffee makes them drunk beyond the legal driving limit.
5. A fascination with all apparel made of denim.
6. Inability to procreate.
7. They think "Ed Hardy" apparel is actually fashionable.
8. Inability to operate a motor vehicle in way that is predictable to drivers around them.
9. Pathological desire to cheat their government out of the taxes due to them when the shop outside of their own country. This desire is so strong they will even attempt to enlist the help of residents of another country in their crime, in spite of the peril this may put that person in.
10. The men dress like women.
11. The women dress like they're from New Jersey (a highly uncouth part of the United State of America)
12. The children do not have parents; instead they have government assigned adoptive "buddies"
1. A complete blindness to the existence of any human existence, need, emotion, or being outside of their own.
2. A massive desire to litter foreign countries.
3. A desire to smoke all the worlds pot.
4. They are drunk. Always. Even Tim Hortons coffee makes them drunk beyond the legal driving limit.
5. A fascination with all apparel made of denim.
6. Inability to procreate.
7. They think "Ed Hardy" apparel is actually fashionable.
8. Inability to operate a motor vehicle in way that is predictable to drivers around them.
9. Pathological desire to cheat their government out of the taxes due to them when the shop outside of their own country. This desire is so strong they will even attempt to enlist the help of residents of another country in their crime, in spite of the peril this may put that person in.
10. The men dress like women.
11. The women dress like they're from New Jersey (a highly uncouth part of the United State of America)
12. The children do not have parents; instead they have government assigned adoptive "buddies"
Example 1 -
Citizen 1: Hey...do you think they're Canadian?
Citizen 2: Umm...they're dressed in Ed Hardy, they just tossed all their trash out the window of the car, and they ran over a nun because they missed their turn to get back home. Yeah...pretty sure they're Canadian.
Example 2 -
Citizen 1: I met a Canadian the other day.
Citizen 2: Yeah? Was he nice?
Citizen 1: Yes. But...he wore tight slacks, and his white belt matched his white shoes. Then, he invited me to "have a smoke" and fly to the Jamaica with him. Seemed nice until he tried to touch my junk...
Citizen 2: Yeah...they're always nice until they try to fuck you.
Citizen 1: Hey...do you think they're Canadian?
Citizen 2: Umm...they're dressed in Ed Hardy, they just tossed all their trash out the window of the car, and they ran over a nun because they missed their turn to get back home. Yeah...pretty sure they're Canadian.
Example 2 -
Citizen 1: I met a Canadian the other day.
Citizen 2: Yeah? Was he nice?
Citizen 1: Yes. But...he wore tight slacks, and his white belt matched his white shoes. Then, he invited me to "have a smoke" and fly to the Jamaica with him. Seemed nice until he tried to touch my junk...
Citizen 2: Yeah...they're always nice until they try to fuck you.
by Ceningolmo December 24, 2010
A not-so-common sex move involving oral sex, a woman, a man, and a staircase. The Canadian is performed by the woman performing oral sex on the man at the top of the stairs. When he is ready to climax, he pushes the woman down the stairs, and aims up, ejaculating on the woman, who is by now sprawled at the base of the stairs.
Lindsay Lohan: Do you want The Canadian?
Ricky Gervais: What's that?
Lindsay Lohan: You'll see, let me get my helmet.
Ricky Gervais: What's that?
Lindsay Lohan: You'll see, let me get my helmet.
by JDHSLaughs March 19, 2010
by eVo313 November 10, 2006
I'm proud of being Canadian. I'm sure you're proud of whatever country you come from yourself.
Canada has no Army. They are peaceful people from a great country.
Canada has no Army. They are peaceful people from a great country.
I was born in The United States to a Canadian father who came to America when he was just fourteen.
At least thats what he tells me.
I love being Canadian and I hope all my Canadian ancestors do the same.
> Canadians are lesser Gods.
> Canadians are the the best.
Canadians are nice people from a Country in which is basically heaven on earth.
> Canadians: Awesome
> Canadians: Rulers of the earth
Canadians are simply put as no one being better than them.
Cheers!
At least thats what he tells me.
I love being Canadian and I hope all my Canadian ancestors do the same.
> Canadians are lesser Gods.
> Canadians are the the best.
Canadians are nice people from a Country in which is basically heaven on earth.
> Canadians: Awesome
> Canadians: Rulers of the earth
Canadians are simply put as no one being better than them.
Cheers!
by ...Ben... September 13, 2007