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A can man is someone that likes to take it in the rear by a man named shaq
Brandon is can man
Can man by MonkeyMMan69 January 23, 2021
A can man is a person who does nothing and sits at home alone playing games and uses cans to dress them self’s they are usually 14 which is why they don’t know look after them selfs and likes fortnight people
Can man by Arqziii March 2, 2021

the garbage can man show 

Underground American Animated sitcom, that first came to prominence on Amazon. Renowned for its dark scenes, and surrealist animation style. Created by animator Preston Hazard.
Did you watch the new episode of the Garbage Can Man Show yet?

The Can Man 

A little old man who goes around collecting cans from trash cans so he can recycle them. He wears yellow, rubber gloves and a white fisherman's hat.
Look, it's the can man, he's a rare species.

Don't go talk to the can man, you'll disturb his habitat.
The Can Man by Shomo February 21, 2005

Coke can man 

1) a man with a penis that has the girth of a Coke can.

2) a man with a penis so large that it causes tearing and bleeding of the receiving orifice.
He split me wide open! He is definitely a Coke can man.

sneaky can man 

secretive and desperate alcoholic who over many years develops superb covert drinking techniques