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a person who tends to be seen as a funny or misleading person; usually seen as loud, obnoxious, and irrelevant to important life situation.
Have anyone seen the Can I who caused that big uproar downtown in the park?
Or tripple can I, or Deluxe can I!
Can I by Bri Bettard February 8, 2009
Words you can keep
put my ballz in ur jawz
can i put my ballz in ur jawz
can i by anonymous September 9, 2021
It is a phrase used by young teenagers and is a question and is very susmogus.
Can I????
Can I by TPL Boyzz July 20, 2022
Can I put my balls in yo jaws
(yo jaws)
balls in yo jaws
Can I by peoriep April 16, 2023
A quick and easy way of asking a bird if they would like to fornicate/fuck
Due to its abrupt and down right rude nature, the can i? on a ratio is only succesful 1 time for every 100 times asked.
Andy mobile to Nadia mobile - "Can i? "

Nadia mobile to Andy mobile - "NO,dont u know how to treat a lady? are you quara again?"

Andy mobile to Nadia Mobile - "Is that a no?
Can i? by Oh Gav! April 26, 2009
Used for asking only one thing.
Can I nut in that pussy?
Random guy approaches random girl

Guy: Can I?
Girl: *bends over*
Can I? by quadonkdonk August 31, 2021

Can I help you? 

A very nice way of saying "Get the fuck outta here!" or "GTFO".
*Teenager walks into grocery store and wanders around*

Store owner: Can I help you?
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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