Can't Get Right 

adjective describing an individual who is constantly fucking up, causing fuck ups, or is always in the middle of a fucked up situation

noun-person who is constantly looking like Helen Keller dressed them

Man1: Dude there goes Cory again! Look at him.

Man2: Man, Cory is one can't get right mutha fucker.

Can't Get Right by mjp917s November 20, 2010

can't get right 

erectile dysfunction when being with an attractive woman, due to extreme intoxication or being a closet homosexual

Yo son, Kevin can't get right. His dick was mad soft with that bitch. He drank too much, guy. I mean, he could be gay, son.

can't get right by Carl Carlsburg July 1, 2008

Can't get right 

A drug dealer's worst nightmare. He cannot seem to reup for the life of him. He's been dry for some period of time and is highly irritated that his plug has nothing to give him.

User: Yo, lemme come by and get the G for $10 aight?

Dealer: man, I'm dry as a desert right now. Imma hit you up when I get some more weed but right now I just can't get right

Can't get right by Roostin5o June 16, 2018

CGR ( Can't get right ) 

When you are unemployed , drunk off your ass all the time and/or just plain lazy. There are 4 stages
Stage 1: Unemployed
Stage 2: Unemployed and alcoholic
Stage 3: Raging drunk and obnoxious a hole
Stage 4: Wife beater (very rare)

John: Damn man Chris has got that CGR ( Can't get right )for about 6 months now
Tim: Yeah man heard he might have CGR stage 3. Might not be able to shake it.

CGR ( Can't get right ) by Ron Teal July 25, 2012

can'tgetright 

can not achieve an erection for intercourse

hey, there goes can'tgetright.... we heard about him...
i heard he played all in it and couldn't get up..

can'tgetright by hollister nc April 21, 2003