Camo toe

Stemming from camel toe, a phenomenon whereby an overweight female crams herself into camouflaged pants in an attempt to downsize her ass, not realizing that she's made clear to those around her the size, shape, and relative sloppiness of her pussy.

Person 1: Think Jasmine's losing some of her ass?
Person 2: I don't know, I can't stop staring at her camo toe.

by The right to bare arms December 6, 2006

camo toe

when her camoflauge is (fatigues) just tight enough that her camel toe is showing

"Sir! Did you see that lady with the camo toe, sir?!"

"Senator, I don't think we've been able to find Osama Bin Laden because we've all been staring at Sgt. Chrissy Smith's camo toe."

by Genesee October 2, 2009

camotoe

When your super tight camouflage pants start riding up in the front ala cameltoe.

G.I. Jane was pissed when her pants shrunk in the wash and gave her the most uncomfortable camotoe with every step.

by Elastic Snapper January 15, 2008