Caltex Havoline

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Literally the coolest engine oil on the planet. Whether it’s summer or winter, just pop your drunk and drop some Caltex engine oil and watch that car drive smooth and with power.

Hey man, what my car needs oil, what do I do?

Habibi, are you stupid? Ofcourse you have to use Caltex Havoline engine oil! Don’t ask stupid questions!

Caltex Havoline by AmroRamy November 22, 2021

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Caltex Havoline

Literally the coolest engine oil on the planet. Whether it’s summer or winter, pop that hood and drop some spicy Caltex Engine oil and watch that car go boom 💥

Ahmed: Hey man, my car needs oil what should I do?

Yasser: Man, are you stupid? Ofcourse use Caltex Havoline! Stop asking stupid questions!

Caltex Havoline by AmroRamy November 22, 2021

Related Words

Caltex Havoline • Callex • Caldex • Calex • calmex • Cartex • castex • Jean Castex

Caltex Havoline

Literally the coolest and most awesome engine oil brand ever! You want speed? You want power? You want a car that looks cool and drives even cooler? Get you some Caltex Havoline engine oil and let you your car be happy for once!

Ahmed: Hey man, I think my car needs oil changing? What should I do?
Ali: Hey Ahmed, why do you ask stupid questions? Ofcourse you should choose Caltex Havoline man! That stuff will take your car to the next level! Stop asking stupid questions my man!

Caltex Havoline by The Real DJ November 23, 2021

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026