Caltex Havoline

Literally the coolest engine oil on the planet. Whether it’s summer or winter, just pop your drunk and drop some Caltex engine oil and watch that car drive smooth and with power.

Hey man, what my car needs oil, what do I do?

Habibi, are you stupid? Ofcourse you have to use Caltex Havoline engine oil! Don’t ask stupid questions!

Caltex Havoline by AmroRamy November 22, 2021

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Caltex Havoline

Literally the coolest engine oil on the planet. Whether it’s summer or winter, pop that hood and drop some spicy Caltex Engine oil and watch that car go boom 💥

Ahmed: Hey man, my car needs oil what should I do?

Yasser: Man, are you stupid? Ofcourse use Caltex Havoline! Stop asking stupid questions!

Caltex Havoline by AmroRamy November 22, 2021

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Caltex Havoline

Literally the coolest and most awesome engine oil brand ever! You want speed? You want power? You want a car that looks cool and drives even cooler? Get you some Caltex Havoline engine oil and let you your car be happy for once!

Ahmed: Hey man, I think my car needs oil changing? What should I do?
Ali: Hey Ahmed, why do you ask stupid questions? Ofcourse you should choose Caltex Havoline man! That stuff will take your car to the next level! Stop asking stupid questions my man!

Caltex Havoline by The Real DJ November 23, 2021

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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