Caltex Havoline

Literally the coolest engine oil on the planet. Whether it’s summer or winter, just pop your drunk and drop some Caltex engine oil and watch that car drive smooth and with power.

Hey man, what my car needs oil, what do I do?

Habibi, are you stupid? Ofcourse you have to use Caltex Havoline engine oil! Don’t ask stupid questions!

Caltex Havoline by AmroRamy November 22, 2021

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Caltex Havoline

Literally the coolest engine oil on the planet. Whether it’s summer or winter, pop that hood and drop some spicy Caltex Engine oil and watch that car go boom 💥

Ahmed: Hey man, my car needs oil what should I do?

Yasser: Man, are you stupid? Ofcourse use Caltex Havoline! Stop asking stupid questions!

Caltex Havoline by AmroRamy November 22, 2021

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Caltex Havoline

Literally the coolest and most awesome engine oil brand ever! You want speed? You want power? You want a car that looks cool and drives even cooler? Get you some Caltex Havoline engine oil and let you your car be happy for once!

Ahmed: Hey man, I think my car needs oil changing? What should I do?
Ali: Hey Ahmed, why do you ask stupid questions? Ofcourse you should choose Caltex Havoline man! That stuff will take your car to the next level! Stop asking stupid questions my man!

Caltex Havoline by The Real DJ November 23, 2021

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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