The phrase one uses when someone needs to calm the fuck down. After being told this, the persons life will take a turn for the better and they will gain a new outlook on life.
Person 1: oh my god I'm so worried about my test it defines my future..wah wah bitch bitch.
Person 2: bitch calm yo beard!!!
Person 1: wow I have a new outlook on life..
Person 2: bitch calm yo beard!!!
Person 1: wow I have a new outlook on life..
by Beeeeeeerd October 2, 2008