Definitions by Beeeeeeerd

Calm yo beard 

The phrase one uses when someone needs to calm the fuck down. After being told this, the persons life will take a turn for the better and they will gain a new outlook on life.

Person 1: oh my god I'm so worried about my test it defines my future..wah wah bitch bitch.

Person 2: bitch calm yo beard!!!

Person 1: wow I have a new outlook on life..

Calm yo beard by Beeeeeeerd January 15, 2009