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Callum Smith

A Callum Smith is a tool used to peel back unwanted skin. You can peel back the skin on your arms, back, legs, even your eyelids.
“Check out my new callum Smith. I just peeled my foreskin!”
Callum Smith by LexiBatterson69 December 31, 2018

Callum Smith Rothie 

The definition of a skid mark on the underpants of society
Person 1 : who’s “Callum Smith Rothie”
person 2 : oh yeah he’s that giant skid mark

callum bowden smith 

callum bowden smith, also known as callum bargainman or callum luvsa-barg, is young lad who gets off on eating two burgers and chips and ketchup in a 8:2 ratio. he is partial to temu skincare (loves a good bargain) and kayaking. he can be a bit gammy but that just adds to his charm. his hair is a clod and his big toe is unfathomably hairy. he’s prone to being a bit moody. you can often find callum in the naughty corner being hounded by older, and, quite frankly, grim, old men.
“omg!! isn’t that callum bowden smith??”
“yeah.. don’t fart next to him. he’ll have a right paddy.

Calum Smith 

The saddest boy to live on the earth because he sits inside and plays C.O.D all day
Oh look it's Calum Smith... "hey calum, you comin out" .... "naaa i'm playin C.O.D with mcatee"
Calum Smith by jayzz345 November 10, 2010

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026