Definitions by callumsdirtyunderwear

Ronan Malster 

A massive lover of pigeons , especially stepping on them with his bare feet. If you’re in town and hear a random animal noise, don’t worry that’s just ronan having one of his autistic meltdowns

“ronan malster” oh yeah pigeon boy

Ronan Malster by callumsdirtyunderwear August 6, 2019

Callum Smith Rothie 

The definition of a skid mark on the underpants of society

Person 1 : who’s “Callum Smith Rothie”
person 2 : oh yeah he’s that giant skid mark

Callum Smith Rothie by callumsdirtyunderwear August 5, 2019