callmecarson

a groomer, pedo and weird fat horny dude who's an absolute chad and is cancelled for his crimes.

p1: do u know callmecarson
p2: no they calledhimcarson

by thebhenchod March 6, 2021

callmecarson

when uh oh poopy comes up behind you and you start crying

callmecarson be dummy thic

by AssLicker8497 November 6, 2019

CallmeCarson

Some Random Dude on youtube. Thinking its cool and useful of doin Youtube where he actually just doing stuff and entertain people

Me: Hey did you watched CallmeCarson's new vid?

Friend: What's a "CallmeCarson". And why aren't my legs shaved?

by Bagplays July 7, 2019

The callmecarson effect

Calling someone a pedophile when they date someone whos one year younger than them.

Callmecarson dated a 17 year old when he was 19. People labed him a pedophile. Now everyone on Twitter calls a one year age gap pedophilia
This is The callmecarson effect

by Blackknight666 February 15, 2021

CallMeCarson

Some dude on YouTube that is worshipped by band kids

Band kid: oMg cAlLmECaRsOn iZ cOoL 🅱️
Anyone else: please shut up

by LIGMAisNotaRealDisease December 22, 2021

Callmecarson

A gamer.

“ Hey man I feel like callmecarson rn in fortnite”

by MinecraftcitobroGG February 29, 2020

Callmecarson

..........,

Is callmecarson in jail? (Google search)

by I lost the big game March 28, 2021