California Sick 

When you aren't sick but you don't go to work anways

Tomorrow is going to be one of those California Sick days

California Sick by ravanasha January 31, 2023

California Sick Day 

A euphemism for calling in sick to work so that one may stay at home and fist his or her significant other throughout normal business hours.

This does not require the employee to actually be ill. Instead, a California Sick Day is defined by the act of business-hours fisting, regardless of the health of the participants.

Employee 1: You missed the big meeting yesterday.
Employee 2: Indeed. I took a California Sick Day.
Employee 1: Up to your elbows in shit either way, right?

California Sick Day by Dr. Davis R Buttcheeks III September 27, 2015

Californian Ice Sickle 

The act of pissing into a thin tube, freezing it, and fucking someone with it until it melts.

Bro I did a Californian Ice Sickle on Jasmine last night. She Loved it.

Californian Ice Sickle by Niggerboiqueef December 5, 2016