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california girls 

The east coast girls are hip- I really dig those styles they wear. The southern girls with the way they talk- they knock me out when I'm down their. The midwest farmer's daughter's really make you feel alright. And the northern girls, with the way they kiss- they make they're boyfriend's feel alright.

I been all around this great big world
And I seen all kinds of girls
Yeah, but I couldn’t wait to get back in the states
Back to the cutest girls in the world
I wish they all could be California girls...
california girls by Myajd jdg August 21, 2005
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california girls 

Typical stereotypes :
#1 super hot, popular, rich
#2 stupid, fake, self-centered
Reality:
they are basically just normal girls. They are sometimes tan because of the sun, and sometimes they are good-looking- They could also be stupid, smart, cute, funny, serious, nice, mean, weird, laid-back, active, or anything any other girl on the planet is. There are farms in California , snowy mountains, desert, lakes, and many other environments, CA is definitely diverse. No they are not all like those people on those so called "reality" shows. In fact only a very, very small population of CA girls are like that. Also the majority of CA girls have brown hair. Not as many girls as you would think girls have blonde hair in CA, and even when they have blonde hair they are RARELY ever stupid.
I've lived in California all my life.

some dude: California is awesome all those hot blondes that surf.

some other jerk-face: Oh those stupid California girls they are just so fake.

an actual Californian: Have you guys even been to California? You watch MTV don't you...
california girls by DaydayEB August 18, 2012

california girls 

Considered by many to be the epitome of what a girl should be, California girls are most often found in California, though can sometimes be found in other states after having moved from California.

Rumored to have awesome skills in the sack, but very few brains.
"California girls, best in the world, best in the back seat, so let's get fucking nasty" California - Hollywood Undead

california girls 

the most beautifu and spoiled and smart people in the world
i was born and will always be one of those california girls.
california girls by emmi 4 yo face February 6, 2008

California girls 

They are unforgettable, daisy dukes bikinis on top, sun kissed skin so hot it will melt your popsicle.
They are undeniable, fine, fresh, fierce, they have it on lock, they represent the west coast, now put your hands up.

Hotel California Girl 

one who has a lot of pretty, pretty boys that she calls "friends."
Lisa is a Hotel California Girl; she has a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls "friends."
Hotel California Girl by wouldaben December 18, 2010

California girl 

A girl from the Golden State. Not necessarily blonde, super tan, or rich. Contrary to popular opinion (or at least the opinion shared by many insecure, whiny chicks who aren't fortunate enough to be from this culturally and economically diverse state), we don't all think we're better than everyone. Truth be told, the average California girl is a lot more confident than most females. I think a little bit of that comes from being portrayed by the media as, basically, the sexiest women on Earth. If the rest of the world thinks we're so awesome, there must be at least a little truth to that, right? Like all women, every California girl is beautiful in her own way. And no, we're not all super ditzy! Hahah.
Guy: Oh, so you're a California girl? You seem really smart, though...
Chick: I'm from California, and I'm smart. Those qualities are in no way related.