Calgon

It helps women live longer

Washing machines live longer with Calgon

by Sexually Attractive Big Mac March 21, 2020

Calgon

Calgon, a very nice person that owns a popular GTA:SA:MP Roleplay server. He's a expert pawno scripter and a server runner. There's no one that can match his abilities. Calgon is a very popular person in the GTA:SA:MP world. Tons of people know who he is and worship him for it. You can't play on a GTA:SA:MP Roleplay server without hearing about him or his wonderful Roleplay server.

Guy 1: Hey did you hear about that guy Calgon?
Guy 2: Ya man he owns that wicked GTA:SA:MP server.
Guy 1: Yeah the server is called "Vortex Roleplay"(VX:RP).

by Len_Kagamine(dilldb) December 19, 2009

calgon

Cheap body spray that smells like chemicals but has titles like "sweet hawaiian sensations" and "lovely lavender"

A wide variety found at your local Wal Mart!

*Sprays on Calgon*
"Why is my skin burning?"

by Wakka July 25, 2006

calgonate

The overwhelming relaxing sensation one gets when one is completely content with their surroundings. The word derives from Calgon bubbles, as in "Calgon, take me away!" This is the feeling a person gets when they have finally been taken away and they forget their present troubles and burdens. They are "Calgonating."

"Look at him! He's so in love, he's walking on air! It looks like he could calgonate like that all day."

by SamuraiPanda201 April 7, 2009

calgon

Calgon is a cleaner for washing machines. Its used for a lot of things as well for instance.. Toothpaste.

Hello Mclean could you pass me the CALGON along with MCLEANS toothpaste

by BAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 May 13, 2005

Calgonize

cal-gon-ize. v. Derived from a brand of cheap body sprays and perfumes, 1. to fill or overpower with a strong cheap scent or foul odor; 2. to make someone feel cheap, offensive, or make someone realize they smell like cheap perfume; 3. to coerce someone by ruining their reputation or by literally spraying them with cheap perfume

1. Her morning breath calgonized the bedroom.
2. You calgonize everything you do.
3. If you don't watch your mouth, I will calgonize you!

by Alkups September 29, 2010

calgon

calgon is a dishwasher compound which uses a funny commercial script..those are the most idiotic commercials of the world i guess..

You pay more tocalgon than repairing your washingmachine.So there is no point of using that.,

by benkiser December 28, 2005