1. Somethin that makes man dumb
2. Something that has made cheating easier for man (in maths)
3. Somethin you shove batteries in and it does your math homework
1. Why think when I can use my CALCULATOR?
by örsh October 8, 2003
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A small, handheld computer that tells you answers to math problems because you're too lazy to work them out.
I bought a scientific calculator yesterday for $110. What a steal!
by shekel May 23, 2014
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A small, handheld computer that tells you answers to math problems because you're too lazy to work them out.
I bought a scientific calculator yesterday for $110. What a steal!
by shekel May 23, 2014
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Bob: Dude, you're a math major. 105 - 80 is 25 not 15.

Bill: You just got calculated.
by glberns October 24, 2010
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The most useful tool included with microsoft windows when running in scientific mode. It can be used to convert any number into a different number format. It also does maths commands quite well.
Microsoft calculator comes in handy when writing numbers in binary or hexadecimal notation.
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The Congressional Calculator is much like Obamanomics, it's calculations that don't add up in the real world yet people buy into strictly based on the source of the info. The Congressional Calculator is used anytime things don't quite add up but fits the agenda du jour. It's like adding 2+2 and getting minus 4 billion.
"Great news! Government Healthcare just passed which should decrease the deficit by about 2 Trillion!!" "ah, I love the Congressional Calculator, I'm gonna go buy a new 'vette."
by dirtykurty September 8, 2010
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Slang for a gun. Usually a shotgun. Calculator because it only subtracts.
Tony found out that John was an FBI informant, so he paid him a visit with his Sicilian calculator.
by blackrazr November 3, 2006
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