After the no calculator math sections of the SAT, everyone disperse for their five minute break. When they return, everyone screams CALCULATOR HOURS as they pull out their TI-84's. Everyone except for Stephen Hawking that is.
by iubowiecbiwubciowb October 19, 2019
This is an amazing invention thought up by celtic fans with an iq of single figures( which includes most celtic fans)
celtic reached the uefa cup final where the took 30 thousand fans over with them, but with this amazing invention it took the total figure to 50 millions fans
oh and btw dont be fooled by the claim that there were no arrests made in seville when celtic fans were in attendance,
they stabbed a poor inocent man all because they got beat 3-2 by the better team
celtic then boo'd the winning team of the final, Fc Porto
celtic fans can now be heard saying they took 50 million fans to seville
celtic reached the uefa cup final where the took 30 thousand fans over with them, but with this amazing invention it took the total figure to 50 millions fans
oh and btw dont be fooled by the claim that there were no arrests made in seville when celtic fans were in attendance,
they stabbed a poor inocent man all because they got beat 3-2 by the better team
celtic then boo'd the winning team of the final, Fc Porto
celtic fans can now be heard saying they took 50 million fans to seville
by hatchet__ July 2, 2006
Girl 1: Damn, the whole class failed the Calculus test except one person.
Girl 2: I thought your teacher said there would be a curve?
Girl 1: Oh.. He did, but that asian calculator threw it off.
Girl 2: I thought your teacher said there would be a curve?
Girl 1: Oh.. He did, but that asian calculator threw it off.
by Sue Kmai Wang January 14, 2006
A kid who plays with his calculator all day.He would show off his calculator then diss you cause his is better then yours.
by Richard Kenobi July 8, 2005
When you find your calculator so hot that you cum all over it and the semen seeps into the buttons of your calculator making it hard to press the buttons
by HentaiEnthusiast March 6, 2023
According to Outkast's song, "Roses", what you need to divide the time it took to look inside and realize that real guys go for real "down-to-Mars" girls.
"Even though, you need a golden calculator to divide the time it took to look inside and realize that real guys go for real "down-to-Mars" girls."
by Chad "1m" Mosher June 7, 2004
A little simp kid that is mentally challenged and will never get noticed by a girl in his life except for his relatives.
by Destroy January 12, 2020