Calai

The most amazingly random person you could ever meet. A Calai is a rare breed of human that has sick dancing skills and has an affinity for screaming random cat related phrases when put in to large crowds.

hey dude! LOOK! its a Calai!

by crazycatlady120 November 16, 2010

Calai

Calai is a person who sticks up for their family and friends. They are a gem of a person. She is a beautiful person inside and out. Sure she might have a few flaws but everyone has flaws.She may also accidently scare some people, but she's harmless. Unless you wrong someone they love of course. A Calai is a friend worth making even if it's for a short time or a long time.

Person 1: I am lucky to call Calai my friend.
Person 2: Honestly I'm kinda scared of her..

by A_walking_trash_can April 30, 2022

Calamansi cupcake

When a guy finishes on a sourdough pussy and goes down on her.

Batura loves to perform a Calamansi cupcake when he can

by Ari Robyn October 16, 2022

Calabogie

Whenever you pull off something totally excellent. Also, a way to describe something that is cool and good simultaneously.

Positive
-Friend: I finally landed that trick I've been practicing!
-Me: Woah dude! That's totally calabogie!

Negative
-Friend: I just pushed that lady for stepping on my shoes.
-Me: That is definitely not very calabogie of you, dude.

by xKaija December 13, 2021

Calamansi cupcake

When you finish on a sourdough pussy and go down on her.

Batura gave me a calamansi cupcake liao leh

by Ari Robyn October 16, 2022

CalamityPrison

A 40 Year old Male that ventures Discord and Roblox to acquire the Nudes of Every female he comes across.

A CalamityPrison contacted my sister yesterday.

by Daddy Kandy February 14, 2018

Calamity

1.) An event which is a complete catastrophe/disaster, like your life
2.) A mod on Terraria

Person 1: Did you hear about the calamity yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah, it's a great Terraria mod
Person 1: Stop playing Terraria you dipshit, people literally died!
Person 2: Oof

by FemboysAreBest October 4, 2020