Cakeache

The painful, physical symptoms of really wanting and needing cake but not having any.

My head qches and my sugar craving is making my muscles hurt, I think I have cakeache.

by 1crazycatmama September 30, 2021

cake ache

When you don't wipe your anus well enough and your po po is a little achey.
A little brown streak left in your underwear.

My butthole has cake ache.

by Beanie Weinie October 15, 2017