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Caitlyn Jenner 

Bruce Jenners alter ego. I honestly don't give a shit if he wants to be a woman or not. There's nothing wrong with you identifying as a different gender, but flaunting it around and making some huge fuss over it is childish bullshit. The fact that this whole scenario is even newsworthy proves that the media is on par with cancer and genocide in terms of being the most unlikable things on earth.
"Breaking news! Bruce Jenner identifies as a woman"
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"Hot off the press! Caitlyn Jenner has now sai-"
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"This just in! Caitlyn Jenner-"
*throws TV out window"

Caitlyn Jenner 

Bruce Jenner's Female name who is now Transgender
Friend:Omg look its Bruce jenner
Me:You mean Caitlyn Jenner
Caitlyn Jenner by Nada10120 June 4, 2015

Caitlyn Jenner 

A term for someone who used to be one of the boys but now is isn’t. Such as Bruce becoming Caitlyn.
Fuck Max has become a real Caitlyn Jenner since taking the promotion

Caitlyn Jenner'ed

The act of running a pedestrian over with an automobile, killing them, fleeing the scene of the accident, and later getting away with vehicular manslaughter free of criminal charges or discipline. Directly related to an incident involving Caitlyn Jenner.
I would've been late to work so I ran a red light and totally Caitlyn Jenner'ed this guy in the crosswalk.

Did you get away with it?

Of course, just like Caitlyn Jenner did that one time.

Inverted Caitlyn Jenner 

While at the gym.

Damn, that girl is woking hard lately. She should be careful if she doesn't want to pull an inverted Caitlyn Jenner.