Caillu

The best rapper there is, and should be considered an icon. Still fairly unrecognized, but we're not going to talk about that. He has bangers such as "Dirty Laundry", "Small World" and "Sentimentalt". Literally no-one knows him, but he doesn't mind. He will blow up soon, and he knows it.

"Yo did you hear that new Caillu?"
"Yeah that shit was fye fr"

Caillu by BigMojo September 4, 2018

Callum Machan 

AKA Cal Cal <3
The most perfect guy in existence. He has black hair and brown Asian eyes. He's a halfie, half Canada half Cantonesia. He has two gay moms that are younger than him somehow and because of it, he has a tendency to fall in love with lesbians even though he's straight and can't get with them. He's really mean to the people that care about him but deep down everyone knows he loves them. He always wears a black Thomas Sabo watch and bracelet that his fake dad gave him but sometimes his moms steal it. He's a tall Benjamin. He always has headphones on him and he's "ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED". He needs therapy and won't get it, instead, he spends his money on purple vitamin water. He also has a massive cock.

"OMG, IS THAT A CALLUM MACHAN?"
"No, he's not a cutie patootie like a real Callum!"

Callum Machan by MRNEWELL March 19, 2019

Cailou

A little 4 year old shit head, he's a little fuck twat tantrum maker who always gets his way because of his SPINELESS parents let his bald ass do whatever he wants, fuck that show, fuck cailou and fuck his SPINELESS parents!

Mom and dad "I don't care what you do just read or some shit"

Cailou "FUCK YOU ALL"

Cailou by DADDYS CHILD IS ALIVE September 14, 2018

Caillou 

A show about a snotty little twat that, if he were in a rehabilitation center, would go out of his way to emphasize whatever disability he did NOT have. Because he's a little shit. It's also be hypothesized that he has leukemia, he does not. They ran tests and concluded that unfortunately leukemia has a bad case of Caillou.

Doctor: I'm sorry but your son has an extremely low white blood cell count.
Parent: That's because Caillou is a bitch.

Caillou by Tonesmas October 19, 2016

Caillou 

More like Caill-ew
Little shit that bitches about everything. So ungrateful u wouldn't even believe it. Cries until he gets what he wants.

My girlfriend is such a Caillou.

Caillou by Shifeen Finkle Gucci October 22, 2018

Caillou 

Demon child.

Quick, get the holy water, what we have here is a Caillou!

Caillou by Caillou's dad April 14, 2017

Caillou 

Noun
1: A person acting like (or IS) the manifestation of Satan.
2: A Canadian show about Satan as a kid. It also proves that the worst thing ever is to be under the same roof as him

(1) Stop being a Caillou, TOD.
(2) I hate Caillou.

Caillou by Puntato August 3, 2018