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Cadbury's Fingers

1. A delicious British confectionary comprised of a finger shaped biscuit covered in milk chocolate

2. The surprising and often alarming sexual act whereby a lady of questionable morals inserts her digit(s) into a gentlemans anus as he nears orgasm in an effort to heighten the intensity
1. John: Fucking hell, Dave! Have you eaten all my Cadbury's fingers again, you greedy bastard?
Dave: Yeah, sorry, mate. I was stoned.

2. Lady1: I say, Lady Poncemby-Smythe, your Reginald looks awfully glum today.
Lady2: Yes, Ms. Hartley-Woodford. Not to worry, I shall cheer him up with a cup of Earl Grey tea and a Cadbury's Finger.
Lady1: Oh? I never knew he liked you to stick a finger up his arse as he shoots his load.
Cadbury's Fingers by Big load September 2, 2008
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Cadbury's Fingers

1. A delicious British confectionary comprised of a finger shaped biscuit covered in milk chocolate

2. The surprising and often alarming sexual act whereby a lady of questionable morals inserts her digit(s) into a gentlemans anus as he nears orgasm in an effort to heighten the intensity
1. John: Fucking hell, Dave! Have you eaten all my Cadbury's fingers again, you greedy bastard?
Dave: Yeah, sorry, mate. I was stoned.

2. Lady1: I say, Lady Poncemby-Smythe, your Reginald looks awfully glum today.
Lady2: Yes, Ms. Hartley-Woodford. Not to worry, I shall cheer him up with a cup of Earl Grey tea and a Cadbury's Finger.
Lady1: Oh? I never knew he liked you to stick a finger up his arse as he shoots his load.
Cadbury's Fingers by Big L September 1, 2008

Cadbury's finger

When either the male or female during sexual intercourse stick their finger up their partners anus in order to reach a g-spot.
Why don't we get freaky and you give me a cadbury's finger
Cadbury's finger by samzlaw December 5, 2010

Cadburys Finger

The sexual act whereby the male inserts his finger into the females anus then places fecal encrusted finger down the same females throat
Hey Rhiannon, I'm gonna give you a Cadburys Finger whilst you're sleeping tonight

Cadburys chocolate finger

A chopped off finger of a loved one, dunked in shit, frozen, and eaten.
Shawn: Want some cadburys chocolate fingers?
Ted: These taste odd, did you check the sell-by-date?