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cactus sack 

After a man has shaved his sack and it begins to grow back producing stubble resembling the prickly bits of a cactus.
Aww dude I've got some gnarly cactus sack going on down South, i can barley sit still.
cactus sack by Dyingfetus September 15, 2009
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Cactus Sack 

The prickly feeling you get after the hair has grown in on your scrotum after having shaved recently as the skin tightens up, especially when cold.
"Dude, after getting out of the pool, I ended up with the worst case of cactus sack. I couldn't sit down!"
Cactus Sack by Lingly September 8, 2014

Cactus Sack 

when the hair on your nuts resembles
the prickly needles of a cactus, as a
result of going extended lengths of
time between shaving.
i need to shave, i've got some
major cactus sack going on.
Cactus Sack by BLACKFRANK October 22, 2008

cactus sack 

1.) The act having sex with a cactus, usually in a desert in Arizona. When the male party is about to climax, he forcibly shoves his testicles against the cactus' most sharp needles. As he ejaculates onto the cactus, he then removes his testicles.

2.) Someone who performs this act.

3.) A red penguin with large nipples.
1.) I'm so horny, I could do the cactus sack.

2.) That guy is such a cactus sack.

3.) Why does that cactus sack have such bangin' tits?
cactus sack by Upgraded Toast September 19, 2013

CactusJack

CactusJack is Cosmicblast's Ultimate form. When Cosmicblast harnesses the power of Jake from Iready's drip, they fuse and become CactusJack.
Ayo! CactusJack sent me!
CactusJack by Gol. D. Roger March 10, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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